Post on the Noticeboard
1. Search and find.
Use the Internet to find answers to these questions.
1. What does the word astronaut mean?
An astronaut or cosmonaut is a person trained by a human spaceflight program to command, pilot, or serve as a crew member of a spacecraft. While generally reserved for professional space travelers, the term is sometimes applied to anyone who travels into space, including scientists, politicians, journalists, and tourists
2. How long does it take to put on a space suit?
Two hours because a space suit is a complex system of garments, equipment and environmental systems designed to keep a person alive and comfortable in the harsh environment of outer space. This applies to extra-vehicular activity (EVA) outside spacecraft orbiting Earth, and has applied to walking, and riding the Lunar Rover, on the Moon.
3. How much do astronauts earn?
One hundred thousand Euros a month.
4. What can you see in space?
Astrons, stars, objets fly unidentify, etc.
5. How old do astronauts need to be?
About fourty ears old.
6. How do astronauts sleep in space?They sleep floating in the air.
2. Write a quiz.
Now use the Web sites that you find to write a quiz for your classmates.
Post your quiz, with the answers to your questions, on the Noticeboard. Also, include any useful addresses that you find.
3. Job jokes.
There are lots of jokes on the Internet about different jobs.
Here are two examples about doctors.
Doctor: I've got some bad news and some very bad news for you.
Patient: What's the bad news?
Doctor: You've only got 24 hours to live.
Patient: Only 24 hours, that's terrible! What could be worse than that?
Doctor: I've been phoning you since yesterday.
A man walks into a doctor's office. He has a cucumber up his nose, a carrot in his left ear and a banana in his right ear.
"What's the matter with me?" he asks the doctor.
The doctor replies, "You're not eating properly."
Type "job+joke" into a search engine. Can you find any more jokes about different jobs? Post one or two that you like on the Noticeboard.
JOKE
One classmate worker ask another:
A - What time is it?
B – 10 o’clok.
A – Thank you.
10 minutes later, ask the same:
A – What time is it?
B – 10 minutes to 10 o’clok.
A – That’s imposible if you tell me before it’s 10 o’clok.
B – OOOOhhhh……I think my watch delay a little.
Is very very bad.