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jokes different jobs.

PostPosted: Mon Apr 28, 2008 6:06 pm
by eapc08181
SOME JOKES ABOUT DIFFERENT JOBS.

Number 1.-
What the diference between an angry dog and a inexperienced teacher?
One of them barks madly but the other marks badly.

Number 2.-
Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution?'

Number 3.-
When asked in class how they would like to die, one student said to the teacher "I'd like to die peacefully in my sleep - like my Uncle.......not screaming in terror - like the passengers on his bus."

That's all

Bye

Eli