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Job jokes

PostPosted: Sat Apr 14, 2007 5:06 pm
by Marian
1. How do you know when a lawyer is lying? When he has his mouth open.
2. Whay a lawyer never has his hands in his pockets? Because hi always has them into someone else's pockets.
3. What is the difference between a honest lawyer and a U.F.O.? That every body says that saw one but nobody can prove it.