FIND JOKES ON THE INTERNET

FIND JOKES ON THE INTERNET

Postby MARÍA ESTHER LÓPEZ » Fri Apr 06, 2018 12:53 am

I look for some Blonde Jokes, and this is one of them:

A blonde and a redhead have a ranch. They have just lost their bull. The women need to buy another, but only have $500. The redhead tells the blonde, "I will go to the market and see if I can find one for under that amount. If I can, I will send you a telegram." She goes to the market and finds one for $499. Having only one dollar left, she goes to the telegraph office and find out that it costs one dollar per word. She is stumped on how to tell the blonde to bring the truck and trailer. Finally, she tells the telegraph operator to send the word "comfortable." Skeptical, the operator asks, "How will she know to come with the trailer from just that word?" The redhead replies, "She's a blonde so she reads slow: 'Come for ta bull."

Hope you enjoy it!!!!
MARÍA ESTHER LÓPEZ
 

Re: FIND JOKES ON THE INTERNET

Postby Jaime » Mon May 14, 2018 12:46 am

Hello!!.
My answers.
I think these advices are important, I am agree with the importance of laught in the life, the laught is medecine for the life problems, however one is missing, remember the better moments in our life, if you say thanks for this beautiful moments, your life will be happier than today.

Thanks for your attention!!
Jaime
 

Re: FIND JOKES ON THE INTERNET

Postby Jaime » Mon May 14, 2018 1:20 am

Hello!!

My answers

1. A man visit the doctor, the doctor's secretary asked him: Do you come to see the doctor? he answer: not, I come to the doctor to see me.
2.Laughter therapy has been used in different countries for the treatment of depression and anxiety, in my country Colombia it is common for clowns to join psychiatrists to help more people with this therapy without medication.

Thanks for your attention!!
Jaime
 


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