Internet poem

[Daniel AV]

Hi! I found this poem on the internet when I was trying to find some funny poetry. I think that it's very original and "tasty" :)


The Life Of A Cupcake (by Shelby Greer)

They put me in the oven to bake.
Me a deprived and miserable cake.
Feeling the heat I started to bubble.
Watching the others I knew I was in trouble

They opened the door and I started my life.
Frosting me with a silver knife.
Decorating me with candy jewels.
The rest of my batch looked like fools.

Lifting me up, she took off my wrapper.
Feeling the breeze, I wanted to slap her.
Opening her mouth with shiny teeth inside.
This was the day this cupcake had died.

Source: https://www.familyfriendpoems.com/poem/the-life-of-a-cupcake

[Valentia de La Ossa]

Independence Day
On this Independence Day
we remember the years past.
We honor this very day
for our flag, old glory, has last.
On this Independence Day
two centuries ago, we
declared our independence
for justice and liberty.
Let us celebrate with joy and honesty
Happy Independence Day!!!