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PostPosted: Fri Aug 01, 2008 2:34 pm
by fmmsfz
The twins.
Identical twins go into a bar. They both order the same drink. One of the twins is very thirsty and drinks very fast, while the other twin drinks much more slowly. The twin who drinks slowly dies afterwards. Why?

R:. The ice cubes in the drink are poisoned, and the twin drinks faster survives because the ice cubes don’t have time to melt.




The married couple and the plane crash.
Alan and Carol are a very happily married couple. One day Carol takes Alan to the airport and watches as he boards the 8.30 plane to London. She then goes home to watch a film. The film is interrupted by a news flash. The 8.30 plane to London has crashed killing all the passengers. Although Carol loves her husband very much, she doesn't react and continues to enjoy her film. What's the explanation?

R:. Carol is watching a video of a film she recorded the previous week, so the plane that crashed isn’t the one that is carrying her husband.