(Speech between a sad reader and a librarian)
Reader: Hello! Could you recommend me a funny book? I'm a little bit depressed and I want to be more happy.
Librarian: Of course, you should read this one!
Reader: I'm appaleled that you're reommending that book!
Librarian: And quite rightly. It's appalling. it's downright offensive.
Reader: You admit you're being irresponsible.
Librarian: I do. I read irresponsibly and encourage others to do so.
Reader: Is this why I pay my taxes?
Librarian: I don't know why you pay them. But this is definitely what we do with them!