joke

[marme]

'A man goes to the doctor and says: "Doctor I've got a problem, I've got two personalities.' The doctor answers: 'Be quiet, sit down and let's talk all four of us.'

[Bàrbara]

Good News Bad News

The doctor took Dan into the room and said, "Dan, I have some good news and some bad news."

Dan said, "Give me the good news."

"They’re going to name a disease after you."

[sanadra7]

A man goes to the eye doctor. The receptionist asks him why he is there. The
man complains, "I keep seeing spots in front of my eyes."
The receptionist asks, "Have you ever seen a doctor?" and the man replies,
"No, just spots."