JOKES ABOUT HAPPINESS AND HEALTH

[GISPI]

1. Jokes.

A)It isn't necessary to be rich and famous to be happy. It's only necessary to be rich.

B) Happiness is the interval between periods of unhappiness.

C) Money can't buy happiness; it can, however, rent it.

D) A woman walked up to a wrinkled, little old man rocking in a chair on his porch.

"I couldn’t help noticing how happy you look," she said. "What’s your secret for a long happy life?"

"I smoke three packs of cigarettes a day," he said. "I also drink a case of whiskey a week, eat fatty foods, and never exercise."

"That’s amazing," said the woman, "how old are you?"

"Twenty-six."

E) chemist walks into a pharmacy and asks the pharmacist, "Do you have any acetylsalicylic acid?"

"You mean aspirin?" asked the pharmacist

The chemist replies, "That's it, I can never remember that word!"

FAn older gentleman was on the operating table awaiting surgery and he insisted that his son, a renowned surgeon, perform the operation.

As he was about to get the anesthesia, he asked to speak to his son.

'Yes, Dad, what is it? '

'Don't be nervous, son; do your best and just remember, if it doesn't go well, if something happens to me, your mother is going to come and live with you and your wife.'

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