An elder man of ninety-five years old come to surgery for a health checkup. The doctor asks him how is he. The elderman answers: “Oh, I never was better! My girlfriend is eighteen years old, she is pregnant and we are going to have a son”.
The doctor thinks a moment and says:
“Let me to tell you a history: A hunter who never miss out the hunting season, went out at full speed because it was too late. But he caught the umbrella instead of the rifle. When the hunter arrived at forest, a great bear appeared. The hunter lifted the umbrella, and it was opened. Do you know what happened then?"
“I don’t know”- says the elderman.
“Well, the bear fell down and died”- says the doctor.
“That's imposible!” -he exclaim- “Somebody must have shot him”
And the doctor says: “This is the point where I wanted to arrive!!!!!!!!”