PUN: What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing - but it let out a little whine.
This is a link where you can see a lot of puns: http://www.punoftheday.com/
JOKE: Doctor! I have a serious problem, I can never remember what i just said.
When did you first notice this problem?
What problem?
jokes and puns
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Re: jokes and puns
by Natsumi09 » Fri Oct 30, 2009 10:41 am
Thank you Marta for the link of puns.
More good puns:
I married your mother because I wanted children, imagine my disappointment when you came along.
Puns about health:
They called him the king of the dentists because he specialized in crowns.
I went to the dentist without lunch, and he gave me a plate.
A joke about the health:
"Prisoner: Look here, doctor! You've already removed my spleen, tonsils, adenoids, and one of my kidneys. I only came to see if you could get me out of this place!
Doctor: I am, bit by bit."
"Patient: How much to have this tooth pulled?
Dentist: $100.00.
Patient: $100.00 for just a few minutes work?
Dentist: Well, I can extract it very slowly if you like."
"As the doctor completed an examination of the patient, he said, "I can't find a cause for your complaint. Frankly, I think it's due to drinking."
"In that case," said the patient, "I'll come back when you're sober""
A religion joke:
"A little nine year old girl was in church with her mother when she started feeling ill.
"Mommy" she said "Can we leave now?"
"No" her mother replied.
"Well, I think I have to throw up!"
"Then go out the front door and around to the back of the church and throw up behind a bush."
In about two minutes the little girl returned to her seat.
"Did you throw up?" her mother asked.
"Yes" the little girl replied.
"Well, how could you have gone all the way to the back of the church and return so quickly?"
"I didn't have to go out of the church, Mommy" the little girl replied, "They have a box next to the front door that says 'for the sick'.""
Enjoy yourself!
More good puns:
I married your mother because I wanted children, imagine my disappointment when you came along.
Puns about health:
They called him the king of the dentists because he specialized in crowns.
I went to the dentist without lunch, and he gave me a plate.
A joke about the health:
"Prisoner: Look here, doctor! You've already removed my spleen, tonsils, adenoids, and one of my kidneys. I only came to see if you could get me out of this place!
Doctor: I am, bit by bit."
"Patient: How much to have this tooth pulled?
Dentist: $100.00.
Patient: $100.00 for just a few minutes work?
Dentist: Well, I can extract it very slowly if you like."
"As the doctor completed an examination of the patient, he said, "I can't find a cause for your complaint. Frankly, I think it's due to drinking."
"In that case," said the patient, "I'll come back when you're sober""
A religion joke:
"A little nine year old girl was in church with her mother when she started feeling ill.
"Mommy" she said "Can we leave now?"
"No" her mother replied.
"Well, I think I have to throw up!"
"Then go out the front door and around to the back of the church and throw up behind a bush."
In about two minutes the little girl returned to her seat.
"Did you throw up?" her mother asked.
"Yes" the little girl replied.
"Well, how could you have gone all the way to the back of the church and return so quickly?"
"I didn't have to go out of the church, Mommy" the little girl replied, "They have a box next to the front door that says 'for the sick'.""
Enjoy yourself!
- Natsumi09
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