A joke: A man goes to the doctor and says:
Doctor, please help me. I hurt all over.
The Doctor asked the man to explain more.
The man said: When I touch my arm it hurts,
when I touch my leg it hurts, when I touch
my head it hurts. Everywhere I touch it hurts.
The doctor examined the man and said:
Mr. Smith, your finger is broken.
Puns: A boiled egg in the morning is hard to beat.
A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.
A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother.