Joke:
Two carrots were walking down the road one day when all of a sudden a car drove by and hit one of them. The other carrot took the injured carrot to the hospital.
After examining him the doctor came into the waiting room and said, "I have good news and bad news. The good news is your friend will live. The bad news is he'll be a vegetable the rest of his life."
Pun:
He couldn't remember the pill's name but it was on the tip of his tongue.
Sites on the Internet:
32 Keys to Happiness
A collection of ideas about life. A series of short easy to read articles. Also has links to other happiness related sites
Authentic Happiness
The Guru of the new positive psychology movement, Author Martin Seligman runs this great site dedicated to happiness. Filled with many articles including the complete time magazine issue about happiness. Also has online questionaires so that you can meausure your own levels of happiness.
How to be Happy
This free Happy e-book reveals simple, but profound insights that will help everyone that uses them to live a fulfilled and happy life.
Pursuit of Happiness
Several books and lots of articles by David G Myers who is a very well respected researcher into happiness
The Happiness Club
Has some great articles and interesting philosophies about happiness.
The Happiness Television Show
A great site filled with articles, refrences and resources about happiness. Has over one hundred tv episodes about happiness you can download and watch.
The Happy Guy
A treasure chest of self-actualization tools to help you find happiness.
The Way to Happiness Foundation
An intersting site with a great ebook about happinessand positive thinking to download and read.
World Database of Happiness
A website filled with research and information on the scientific study of happiness.