heart attack
A MARRIED FELLOW GETS HOME EARLY FROM WORK AND HEARS STRANGE NOISES COMING FROM THE BEDROOM. HE RUSHES UPSTAIRS TO FIND HIS WIFE censured ON BED, SWEATING AND PANTING. WHAT'S UP?HE ASKS. I'M HAVING A HEART ATTACK, CRIES THE WOMAN. HE RUSHES DONWSTAIRS TO GRAVE THE PHONE, BUT JUST AS HE'S DIALING, HIS 4-YEARS-OLD SON COMES UP AND SAID, DADDY!,DADDY! UNCLES TED'S HIDING IN YOUR CLOSET AND HE'S GOT NO CLOTHES ON. THE GUY SLAMS THE PHONE DOWN AND STORMS UPSTAIRS INTO THE BEDROOM, PAST HIS SCREAMING WIFE, AND RIPS OPEN THE WARDROBE DOOR. SURE ENOUGH, THERE IS HIS BROTHER, TOTALLY censured, COWERING ON THE CLOSET FLOOR. YOU BASTARD! SAYS THE HUSBAND. MY WIFE'S HAVING A HEART ATTACK, AND ALL YOU CAN DO IS RUN AROUND THE HOUSE censured SACRING THE KIDS?