Here you are a joke:
The doorbell rings in the middle of the night, and the wife gets up to see who it is. She comes back to bed and the husband says, "Who was that?"
The wife says, "Oh, it was some woman." The husband is freaked out. He says, "Well, uh, what did she want?"
The wife says, "She wanted to know if the coast was clear!" The husband is really nervous now. He says, "Well, what did you tell her?"
The wife says, "I told her the coast is a hundred miles from here; how in the heck do I know if it's clear or not?"
And here you are a pun:
- Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.
I hope you fun!