Modern technology
Posted: Mon Apr 20, 2009 9:51 pm
"Today, we have all of the advantages of modern technology.
If we want to make copies of documents, we don’t even use carbon paper; we have a wonderful photostat machine that even enlarges or reduces the size of copies at the push of a button.
Of course, the machine has a mind of its own. The manufacturer (which advertises that it makes nothing but photostat machines) has a large staff of service people, one of whom makes his home at our office. When something goes wrong, his explanation is that it’s not the machine—we just use it too much.
Car phones are another great advancement in telephone service. When they first came out, they were status symbols, like a Mercedes. Now, the price has come down so that just about anyone can afford them and they’re no longer status symbols (car phones, that is, not Mercedeses).
Our dictating machines are now hand-held tape recorders. This makes it convenient to do dictation wherever one happens to be. One of my partners, for instance, has a rare combination of talents; he can drive his car while shaving, dictating, talking on the phone and eating breakfast, all at the same time.
Today, typewriters have been replaced by computers which are networked and can communicate with one another. When I come into the office these days, I half expect to hear the computers carrying on a conversation - in computerese, of course. Since I’m a relic of the precomputer age, I tread very lightly when I’m near the computers for fear of getting them “mad” at me."
DISADVANTAGES:
-they say machines and robots will replace people at work, and tons of people will lose their jobs
-not everything in technology works right
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index ... 117AAzoGXt
If we want to make copies of documents, we don’t even use carbon paper; we have a wonderful photostat machine that even enlarges or reduces the size of copies at the push of a button.
Of course, the machine has a mind of its own. The manufacturer (which advertises that it makes nothing but photostat machines) has a large staff of service people, one of whom makes his home at our office. When something goes wrong, his explanation is that it’s not the machine—we just use it too much.
Car phones are another great advancement in telephone service. When they first came out, they were status symbols, like a Mercedes. Now, the price has come down so that just about anyone can afford them and they’re no longer status symbols (car phones, that is, not Mercedeses).
Our dictating machines are now hand-held tape recorders. This makes it convenient to do dictation wherever one happens to be. One of my partners, for instance, has a rare combination of talents; he can drive his car while shaving, dictating, talking on the phone and eating breakfast, all at the same time.
Today, typewriters have been replaced by computers which are networked and can communicate with one another. When I come into the office these days, I half expect to hear the computers carrying on a conversation - in computerese, of course. Since I’m a relic of the precomputer age, I tread very lightly when I’m near the computers for fear of getting them “mad” at me."
DISADVANTAGES:
-they say machines and robots will replace people at work, and tons of people will lose their jobs
-not everything in technology works right
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index ... 117AAzoGXt