JOKES ABOUT HAPPINESS AND HEALTH
Posted: Sun Jul 12, 2009 2:46 pm1. Jokes.
A)It isn't necessary to be rich and famous to be happy. It's only necessary to be rich.
B) Happiness is the interval between periods of unhappiness.
C) Money can't buy happiness; it can, however, rent it.
D) A woman walked up to a wrinkled, little old man rocking in a chair on his porch.
"I couldn’t help noticing how happy you look," she said. "What’s your secret for a long happy life?"
"I smoke three packs of cigarettes a day," he said. "I also drink a case of whiskey a week, eat fatty foods, and never exercise."
"That’s amazing," said the woman, "how old are you?"
"Twenty-six."
E) chemist walks into a pharmacy and asks the pharmacist, "Do you have any acetylsalicylic acid?"
"You mean aspirin?" asked the pharmacist
The chemist replies, "That's it, I can never remember that word!"
FAn older gentleman was on the operating table awaiting surgery and he insisted that his son, a renowned surgeon, perform the operation.
As he was about to get the anesthesia, he asked to speak to his son.
'Yes, Dad, what is it? '
'Don't be nervous, son; do your best and just remember, if it doesn't go well, if something happens to me, your mother is going to come and live with you and your wife.'
A)It isn't necessary to be rich and famous to be happy. It's only necessary to be rich.
B) Happiness is the interval between periods of unhappiness.
C) Money can't buy happiness; it can, however, rent it.
D) A woman walked up to a wrinkled, little old man rocking in a chair on his porch.
"I couldn’t help noticing how happy you look," she said. "What’s your secret for a long happy life?"
"I smoke three packs of cigarettes a day," he said. "I also drink a case of whiskey a week, eat fatty foods, and never exercise."
"That’s amazing," said the woman, "how old are you?"
"Twenty-six."
E) chemist walks into a pharmacy and asks the pharmacist, "Do you have any acetylsalicylic acid?"
"You mean aspirin?" asked the pharmacist
The chemist replies, "That's it, I can never remember that word!"
FAn older gentleman was on the operating table awaiting surgery and he insisted that his son, a renowned surgeon, perform the operation.
As he was about to get the anesthesia, he asked to speak to his son.
'Yes, Dad, what is it? '
'Don't be nervous, son; do your best and just remember, if it doesn't go well, if something happens to me, your mother is going to come and live with you and your wife.'