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FUNNY PUNS

PostPosted: Sun Sep 27, 2009 7:16 pm
by nsv
1. There was a sign on the lawn at a drug rehabilitation center that said: “ Keep off the Grass”.

2. A man drove his expensive car into a tree and found out how the Mercedes bends.

3. Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda? He was lucky it was a soft drink.

4. Atheist don’t solve exponential equations because they don’t believe in high powers.