jokes in the net

[jordi]

Ii you’re looking for jokes, stories, make phrases, and more, you can find it in internet. For example, see http://www.funsms.net/sms_jokes.htm or othes like basicjokes.com.
One of them :
A young man wanted to get his beautiful blonde wife something nice for their first wedding anniversary. So he decides to buy her a cell phone. She is all excited, she loves her phone and he explains all the features on the phone.
The next day, the blonde goes shopping. Her phone rings and it's her husband:
"Hi honey", he says "how do you like your new phone?"
And she replies:
"I just love it, it's so small and your voice is clear as a bell but there's one thing I don't understand though".
"What's that, baby?," asks the husband.
"How did you know I was at Wal Mart?"

[barjalinda]

[quote="jordi"]Ii you’re looking for jokes, stories, make phrases, and more, you can find it in internet. For example, see http://www.funsms.net/sms_jokes.htm or othes like basicjokes.com.
One of them :
A young man wanted to get his beautiful blonde wife something nice for their first wedding anniversary. So he decides to buy her a cell phone. She is all excited, she loves her phone and he explains all the features on the phone.
The next day, the blonde goes shopping. Her phone rings and it's her husband:
"Hi honey", he says "how do you like your new phone?"
And she replies:
"I just love it, it's so small and your voice is clear as a bell but there's one thing I don't understand though".
"What's that, baby?," asks the husband.
"How did you know I was at Wal Mart?"[/quote]

Another one from Linda:
Why couldn't Cinderella be a good soccer player?
She lost her shoe, she ran away from the ball, and her coach was a pumpkin

"Ball an coach are a pun because both words have double meannings"