Forums

-I have found a happiness website: http://www.thewaytohappiness.org/#/home



-A pun about health: Old doctors never die they just lose their patience.



-Jokes about health: I have found these doctor´s notes on the net:

These are doctors' notes on patients' charts: (Actual notes)
1. Patient has chest pain if she lies on her left side for over a year.
2. On the 2nd day the knee was better and on the 3rd day it disappeared
completely.
3. She has had no rigors or shaking chills, but her husband states she was
very hot in bed last night.
4. The patient has been depressed ever since she began
seeing me in 1993.
5. Discharge status: Alive but without permission.
6. The patient refused an autopsy.
7. The patient has no past history of suicides.
8. Patient has left his white blood cells at another
hospital.
9. Patient's past medical history has been remarkably
insignificant with only a 40 pound weight gain in the past three days.
10. Patient had waffles for breakfast and anorexia for
lunch.
11. Between you and me, we ought to be able to get this lady pregnant.
12. Since she can't get pregnant with her husband,I thought you might like
to work her up.