* Food Allergies (a healthcare joke):
A little girl was wearing one of those Medical Alert bracelets.
Someone asked her what the bracelet was for and she replied, "I'm allergic to nuts and eggs."
The person asked, "Are you allergic to cats?"
The girl said, "I don't know. I don't eat cats."
* Puns:
- A pessimist's blood type is always b-negative.
- For insomnia move to the edge of the bed and you'll soon drop off.
- Some people's noses and feet are built backwards: their feet smell and their noses run.
* Webs about happiness:
There are a lot of sites about happiness in internet. In all of them, explain how to arrive to be happy.
http://zenhabits.net/