JOKES
Posted: Wed May 12, 2010 3:23 pmSome Jokes and Puns:
1.- Aren't you wearing your wendding ring on the wrong finger? Yes I am, I married the wrong man
2.-Am I the first man you have ever loved? the man said. Of course, the woman answered Why do men always ask the same question?.
3.-When I was young I didn't like going to weddings.My grandmother would tell me, You're next.However, she stopped doing that after I started saying the same thing to her at funerals.
4.- Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.
5.-A very drunk man comes out of the bar and sees another very drunk man.He looks up in the sky and says, Is that the sun or the moon? The other drunk man answers, I don't know. I'm a stranger here myself.
1.- Aren't you wearing your wendding ring on the wrong finger? Yes I am, I married the wrong man
2.-Am I the first man you have ever loved? the man said. Of course, the woman answered Why do men always ask the same question?.
3.-When I was young I didn't like going to weddings.My grandmother would tell me, You're next.However, she stopped doing that after I started saying the same thing to her at funerals.
4.- Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.
5.-A very drunk man comes out of the bar and sees another very drunk man.He looks up in the sky and says, Is that the sun or the moon? The other drunk man answers, I don't know. I'm a stranger here myself.