joke

PATRON: "Excuse me, but has a lemon got legs?"
BARMAN: "No."
PATRON: "Well, then, I've just squeezed your canary into my martini."
BARMAN: "No."
PATRON: "Well, then, I've just squeezed your canary into my martini."
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