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joke and pun

PostPosted: Mon Sep 27, 2010 7:27 pm
by ester215
Dear students,

Joke:

It is well documented that for every mile that you jog, you add one minute to your life. This enables you at 85 years old to spend an additional 5 months in a nursing home at $5000 per month.

Pun:

I thought about studying astronomy for university but I knew I would just be taking up space.

Sites:
http://www.punoftheday.com/