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Some stupid jokes about health

Successful? Operation
The patient shook his head gingerly as he slowly regained consciousness. "Well, Doc..." he asked, "tell me was the operation a success?"

"Sorry, son," was the reply. "I’m afraid I’m not your doctor, I’m Saint Peter."

Chemist at the Pharmacy
A chemist walks into a pharmacy and asks the pharmacist, "Do you have any acetylsalicylic acid?"

"You mean aspirin?" asked the pharmacist

The chemist replies, "That's it, I can never remember that word!"

Emergency Call Joke
A well-respected surgeon was relaxing on his sofa one evening just after arriving home from work.

As he was tuning in to the evening news, the phone rang. The doctor calmly answered it and heard the familiar voice of a colleague on the other end of the line.

"We need a fourth for poker," said the friend.

"I'll be right over," whispered the doctor. As he was putting on his coat, his wife asked, "Is it serious?"

"Oh yes, quite serious," said the doctor gravely.

"In fact, three doctors are there already!"