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Posted: Mon Nov 01, 2010 9:38 pm1. Mobile phone news stories
Keep In Touch with a Mobile PhoneMobile Phone Joke
http://www.guy-sports.com/humor/jokes/jokes_mobile_phone.htm
Frank wants to get his beautiful wife, Betty, something nice for their first wedding anniversary. So he decides to buy her a mobile telephone. Betty is excited, she loves her phone. Frank shows her and explains to her all the different and varied features on the phone.
On Monday Betty goes shopping in the local supermarket. Her phone rings and it's her husband, 'Hi ya, Betty,' he says, 'how do you like your new phone?' Betty replies, 'I just love it, it's so small and light and your voice is clear as a bell, but there's one feature that I really don't understand though.'
'What's that, Betty?' asks the husband.
'How did you know that I was at Tesco?'
2. Mobile phone news stories
Heavy use of mobile phones can damage sperm
(Daily Express, Great Britain, 24th October '06, by consumer Correspondent Graham Hiscott)
Under the headline: "Superphone that will make life easier" the following news appeared at the end of the article:
"Heavy use of a mobile phone can damage sperm, according to new research in the United states. A study into men with fertility problems showed that those who used the a mobile for more than four hours a day had a lower sperm count."
3. New technological innovations.
I don't know if it's real or it was just inside the comic world, but when I was a child, I was impressed seeing Mortadelo taking off their shoes
and answer the telephone with the sole. Maybe was Francisco Ibáñez on of the first who showed us new communication possibilities?
Keep In Touch with a Mobile PhoneMobile Phone Joke
http://www.guy-sports.com/humor/jokes/jokes_mobile_phone.htm
Frank wants to get his beautiful wife, Betty, something nice for their first wedding anniversary. So he decides to buy her a mobile telephone. Betty is excited, she loves her phone. Frank shows her and explains to her all the different and varied features on the phone.
On Monday Betty goes shopping in the local supermarket. Her phone rings and it's her husband, 'Hi ya, Betty,' he says, 'how do you like your new phone?' Betty replies, 'I just love it, it's so small and light and your voice is clear as a bell, but there's one feature that I really don't understand though.'
'What's that, Betty?' asks the husband.
'How did you know that I was at Tesco?'
2. Mobile phone news stories
Heavy use of mobile phones can damage sperm
(Daily Express, Great Britain, 24th October '06, by consumer Correspondent Graham Hiscott)
Under the headline: "Superphone that will make life easier" the following news appeared at the end of the article:
"Heavy use of a mobile phone can damage sperm, according to new research in the United states. A study into men with fertility problems showed that those who used the a mobile for more than four hours a day had a lower sperm count."
3. New technological innovations.
I don't know if it's real or it was just inside the comic world, but when I was a child, I was impressed seeing Mortadelo taking off their shoes
and answer the telephone with the sole. Maybe was Francisco Ibáñez on of the first who showed us new communication possibilities?