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I found this page about clasic jokes. It seems funny.

Happiness: a good bank account, a good cook, and a good digestion.

Happiness is nothing more than good health and a bad memory.

"When Thou hast done, Thou hast not done / For I have more.
that at my death Thy Son / Shall shine as he shines now, and heretofore
And having done that, Thou hast done; / I fear no more."