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A motorcycle cop was rushed to the hospital with an inflamed appendix.

The doctors operated and advised him that all was well. However, the patrolman kept feeling something pulling at the hairs on his chest. Worried that it might be a second surgery the doctors hadn't told him about, he finally got enough energy to pull his hospital gown down enough so he could look at what was making him so uncomfortable.

Taped firmly across his hairy chest were three wide strips of adhesive tape, the ultra sticky kind. Written in large black letters was the sentence, "Get well soon! Luv, from the nurse you gave a ticket to last week!"

1. I've been to the dentist several times so I know the drill.
Maurice - Greensboro, NC
2. Be kind to your dentist because he has fillings too.
3. My cavity wasn't fixed by my regular dentist, but by a guy who was filling in.
4. A dentist and manicurist fought tooth and nail.
5. They called him the king of the dentists because he specialized in crowns.
6. For the orthodontist visit, the boy had to brace himself.
7. Dentists have their own flossify on how to keep teeth clean.
8. A dentist gets on everybody's nerves.
9. The dentist's alibi was full of holes, so the police performed a cavity search.
skygy
10. Dentists practice by going through many drills.