puns about health
Posted: Fri Apr 04, 2008 8:05 pmWhen a doctor got a bad cut the nurse said 'suture self'
Yeah, Doc, what's the news?" asked Sam when his doctor called with his test results.
"I have some bad news and some really bad news," said the doctor.
"The bad news is that you only have 24 hours to live."
"Oh my God," gasped Fred as he dropped to his knees.
"What could be worse news than that?" "
I couldn't get hold of you yesterday."