jokes&pun
Posted: Tue Apr 03, 2007 8:23 am
Jokes
A joke is a humorous anecdote or remark invented to provide laughter
A man, after being hurt, calls 911 for help.
Man: Operator, operator, call me an ambulance!
Operator: Okay, sir, you're an ambulance!
A pun is a humorous play on words, wordplay
Patient: Doc, I can't stop singing "The Green, Green Grass of Home.
Doc: That sounds like Tom Jones Syndrome.
Patient: Is it common?
Doc: Well. {sings} It's not unusual.
A joke is a humorous anecdote or remark invented to provide laughter
A man, after being hurt, calls 911 for help.
Man: Operator, operator, call me an ambulance!
Operator: Okay, sir, you're an ambulance!
A pun is a humorous play on words, wordplay
Patient: Doc, I can't stop singing "The Green, Green Grass of Home.
Doc: That sounds like Tom Jones Syndrome.
Patient: Is it common?
Doc: Well. {sings} It's not unusual.