Joke:
A man decided to march in the holy crusades. Concluding that his wife should wear a chastity belt while he is gone, he locks up her nether regions and gives the key to his best friend. He tells him, "If I do not return within four years, unlock my wife and set her free to live a normal life."
So, the husband leaves on horseback and about a half hour later, he sees a cloud of dust behind him. He waits for it to come closer and sees his best friend. "What's wrong," he asks.
"You gave me the wrong key!"
Pun: Rarevens
Ravens have returned to a Wiltshire forest more than 100 years after being persecuted to extinction in much of Britain, according to a survey.