Jokes
Posted: Sun Mar 18, 2007 9:53 amMummy, Mummy! I can't breathe! Good, it's working.
I never knew what real happiness was until I got married; and then it was too late
A man went to see his doctor because he was suffering from a miserable cold. His doctor prescribed some censured, but they didn't help.
On his next visit the doctor gave him a shot, but that didn't do any good, either.
On his third visit the doctor told the man to go home and take a hot bath. As soon as he was finished bathing he was to throw open all the windows and stands in the draft. "But doc," protested the patient, "if I do that, I'll get pneumonia."
"I know," said his physician, "I can cure pneumonia."
I never knew what real happiness was until I got married; and then it was too late
A man went to see his doctor because he was suffering from a miserable cold. His doctor prescribed some censured, but they didn't help.
On his next visit the doctor gave him a shot, but that didn't do any good, either.
On his third visit the doctor told the man to go home and take a hot bath. As soon as he was finished bathing he was to throw open all the windows and stands in the draft. "But doc," protested the patient, "if I do that, I'll get pneumonia."
"I know," said his physician, "I can cure pneumonia."