Here you have my proposals of labels; see if you like them:
- PUPI: People Unethical with Politician Interests (these person capable of doing anything to reach a middle-upper post as a politician and, afterwards, take decisions or spend public money in own benefits)
- MASH: Middle-Aged Sport Hooked (men or women, aged 35-50, who spend lot of time practicing sport because it makes them feel younger)
- LSSLV: Low Self-steem Looking Victim (normally women, who spend about 2 hours a day to get ready to leave home and would never leave without make-up)
On the other hand, I would like to share this "labels for different kind of husbands” I have received in an e-mail. Unfortunatelly its in Spanish and it’s impossible to translate...:
What is it a DVD husband?
It’s the one that “se Des-nuda, Voltea y Duerme”
And a DVD + R husband?
The one that “se Des-nuda, Voltea, Duerme y Ronca”.
And a CD husband?
It's the one that “Come y Duerme”.
And what about a VHS husband?
Definitively, they are the best: “Varias Horas de Sexo”