What did one eye says to the other?
Something between us smells.
What can you catch but not throw?
Your breath.
A guy is in the hospital with two broken legs. The nurse comes in and tells him that there’s good news and bad news
The guy asks for the bad news first.
The nurse says, “We’re going to have to remove your legs”.
Then the guy asks fort the good news.
The nurse says, “The guy beside you wants to buy your sneakers”.