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[eli]

Astronaut is a man who travelling to the space with a rocket. Putting it is very difficult. You need a half to hour to put on the space suit because it's necessary review all of pieces. The astronaut's salary is about 4.300 euros to month. It's not so much, I think. You can see the starts and meteors and asteroids in the space.The astronauts have to be minor of 35 years old. They sleep with a sleeping bag because they float and his arms, also.

Jokes and jobs

How do you know when the advocate is lieing?
When he moves the lips
And when he isn't lieing?
You don't know

A man asks to the chief of personnel:
Can I to occupy the vacant place of the man who has comitted suicide this morning?
The chief of personnel answers:
Oh! I'm sorry, I give the job at man who has pushed him

[Admin]

Hi Eli,
Thanks for posting your text about astronauts. I really like the jokes, especially the second one. Very dark!
In the first joke, the job in English is "lawyer", and ... "lie" has irregular spelling when we add -ing to it. The correct spelling is "lying".
It would be nice if more people posted some "job" jokes. I can never remember jokes, but I enjoy hearing them.
Peter

[eli]

Peter, thank you for your answer and correction

Eli