Number 1:
Q: What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man?
A: A rumor
Number 2:
Q: How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
A: Rename the mail folder "Instruction Manuals"
And Number 3:
One day my housework-challenged husband decided to wash his Sweat- shirt. Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to me, "What setting do I use on the washing machine?"
"It depends," I replied. "What does it say on your shirt?"
He yelled back, " University of Oklahoma ."