I found a goods jokes on the internet.
Examples:
What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog?
1) After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.
2) A dog only takes a couple of months to train.
All I ask is the chance to prove that money can't make me happy
If there were in the world today any large number of people who desired their own happiness more than they desired the unhappiness of others, we could have paradise in a few years.
More funny Bertrand Russell quotes
It isn't necessary to be rich and famous to be happy. It's only necessary to be rich.
More funny Alan Alda quotes
Money can't buy happiness; it can, however, rent it.
I hope that you like them