I have found some jokes, funny quotes from famous people and puns. Here you are:
************* JOKES **************
* Women and men Happiness
To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.
* The angel and the poet
- The angel asked, "You aren't happy. How can I help you?"
- The poet replied, "I have everything. But I lack only one thing. Can you give it to me?"
- To which the angel happily said, "Sure. I can give you anything you desired."
- The poet stared right into the angel's eyes, "I want happiness."
- "All right," the angel nodded.
And the angel proceed to take away everything the poet possessed. The angel took away the poet's talent, destroyed his looks, robbed his riches and killed his wife. The angel then left for heaven.
A month later, the angel appeared in front of the poet. The poet was lying on the ground, half dead, hungry and struggling for survival. The angel then returned him
everything he once possessed and left for heaven again.
Two weeks later, the angel paid a visit to the poet. This time, the poet, together with his wife, thanked the angel profusely. He finally found happiness.
************** Quotes **************
- It isn't necessary to be rich and famous to be happy. It's only necessary to be rich. Alan Alda
- A man doesn't know what hapiness is until he's married. By then it's too late. -- (The Joker is Wild, 1957) Frank Sinatra quotes
- Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint. Mark Twain
*************** Puns ****************
" Success is linked to happiness. Meanwhile, happiness may not be linked to success."