A joke and a pun

[David]

Joke

A man goes to the doctor and says him

I hurts when I press my hands, and my arms, and my legs..... and here, here, here etc.

So the doctor examined him all over and finally discovered what was wrong "You've got a broken finger".

Pun

Definition: An amusing use of a word or phrase wich has several meanings or wich sounds like another word.

Example: The leader of the sauce council is the mayor naise

[Miquel]

I don't undestand it very well.. someone does?

Tailors have a measure of happiness because they are well suited to their jobs.